Harper: I wasn't picking up the beard and Bullets cap Tal was putting down but Alex insisted he hang out with us. I didn't know I was in love until I discovered he kept treats in his beard just for me. I knew I'd have to conspire to make him my treat delivery man...I mean, Alex's boyfriend. For them to be happy, not just for the treats.    Once I had him wrapped around my little paw, I convinced him to purchase a dog for me, knowing full well he would be incapable of taking care of it. Alex would have to ensure the "dog" they now call Rufus stayed alive and we would need to spend all the time with treat-beard... I mean, Tal. What I didn't anticipate was that the "dog" would become our new roommate. ​ Rufus: Squirrel?!, CAT!, Squirrel! Cat!, FEEEEEEED ME!  FEEEED ME! FEEED ME!, WHY HAVEN'T I EATEN YET?! Is that a leftover taco wrapper?! SQUIRREL!!!!!!